Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Public Enemy Number 1

In July I had the opportunity of going to the Russian city of Novosibirsk with a Christian organisation. Novosibirsk is in Siberia and every time I told someone I was going I was asked about the snow and freezing temperatures. No one seemed to realise that in summer the temperatures can reach 40C!

The team I was with worked in a small town about 600km from Novosibirsk and we were involved in running kids' clubs and English lessons. We travelled by overnight train and the sleeping arrangements were interesting. Suffice it to say that the berths were very close together and I got to know some Russians really well!

The kids were lovely and things went very well until we had some problems with the authorities. Now, I am a very boring, law-abiding person and I have never been in trouble with the police, even for a motoring offence. (OK, there was the time I was stopped by the police in Florida but I didn't get a ticket so that doesn't count.) You can imagine how I felt when I was arrested by none other than the FSB (the former KGB!) We were accused of not registering our stay in the town and carted off in a police van to the local nick.

The local police were rather more laid back about the situation. They treated us very well and let us go after about an hour and a half during which time we all had to make statements. It seems that the FSB were just making things difficult for the local church.

Of course, when I got home my friends had a field day! One accused my wife of tipping off the FSB and another said that I was only allowed home because the Russian authorities recognised they had to adhere to international human rights, something Mrs Pluto hasn't signed up to!

It was encouraging to know that during my incarceration my family was very concerned. I received a text message from my daughter: "My dad is an international criminal. Oh the shame!"

8 comments:

Ali said...

I had nothing whatsoever to do with it :-)

Dana said...

Did they have ways of making you talk???

Oh how fun! I know an international criminal! I feel so cool.

Pluto said...

Dana, if they had said the word "gulag" that would have made me sing like a canary!

Anonymous said...

OMG. my hubby and a few of his mission team members had a similiar situation in Russia while working in an orphanage. It was the year after the attack as Beslyn (sp?) and they thought my hubby and team members were terrorists. Thankfully, one of the translators was able to convince the officials that they were just there to help repair the orphanage. Hubby said it was the longest moment of his life! :)

Pluto said...

Kelly, Your hubby and I should form an International Criminals' Support Group.

Ali said...

yeah ... on Facebook ... ;-)

Pluto said...

Ali, I have deactivated my Facebook account. You're just going to have to get over it and move on.

Ali said...

you need to read my blog - youve been nominated