Oh, yes - I love these! Some more for your amusement:ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESSERT - Do not turn upside down.(Printed on the bottom of the box.)ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating.ON BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate machinery.ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts.ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX - fits one head.ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only.
Here are some more:On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.On some Swann frozen dinners:Serving suggestion: Defrost.On packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body.On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning keep out of children.On a childs superman costume:Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
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Oh, yes - I love these! Some more for your amusement:
ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESSERT - Do not turn upside down.(Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating.
ON BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX - fits one head.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only.
Here are some more:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children.
On a childs superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
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