Saturday, May 05, 2007

Are they having a laugh?

I just came across my non-prescription sleeping tablets (see the Easter in Malta post). I found the following on the packet: "Warning - may cause drowsiness." THAT'S WHY I BOUGHT THEM!

2 comments:

Chemical said...

Oh, yes - I love these! Some more for your amusement:

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESSERT - Do not turn upside down.(Printed on the bottom of the box.)

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating.

ON BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate machinery.

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts.

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX - fits one head.

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only.

Pluto said...

Here are some more:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children.

On a childs superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.