Thursday, May 10, 2007

Wake up and smell the coffee

I enjoy a good cup of coffee. In fact, I probably drink too much coffee but does that make me a bad person? (Answers on a postcard, please) However, I came across a checklist for coffee addiction and, unfortunately, some of these things apply to me!

You know you're addicted to coffee when: you are employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don't even work there... your eyes stay open when you chew on other people's can type sixty words per minute with your can jump-start your car without don't sweat, you've worn out the handle on your favourite coffee walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realise it's not hooked've worn the finish off your coffee're so wired, you pick up radio signals...your birthday is a national holiday in go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the name your cats 'Milk' and 'Sugar'...your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee don't tan, you don't get mad, you get steamed... you think CPR stands for 'coffee provides resuscitation' ski get a speeding ticket even when you're parked... you just completed another sweater and you don't even know how to knit.

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