If you are looking for a new des res (estate agents' jargon for "desirable residence") then read what Allan Sherman says the brochure really means:
If an ad says "unusual," that means the house has a weird architectural design.
If it says "quaint," the house is extremely old.
If it says "charming," it's the size of a doll house.
And if it says "interesting," don't even bother!
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You could have used several of those descriptions for my home before we bought it...luckily it didn't deter us and we've since made it our own.
It's still quaint...
I didn't know you're house was on the market!
Actually ... I didn't know YOUR house was on the market!!
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