Tuesday, November 06, 2007

The long arm of the law

My friend Dave is a policeman. One night while on patrol he pulled in a car which had only one tail light.

"Do you know why I've stopped you, sir?" he asked the motorist.

The man replied, "Is it because I'm driving without tax and insurance?"

It could only happen in Norn Iron.

1 comment:

Ali said...

Or in the 'old days' when you were stopped at a UDR (local part-time Army) checkpoint by your neighbour who was on duty and his first words, after 'hello Ali' were:

Could you tell me your name and address please?

What was that all about then???